Comments on: Boost http://www.usermonkey.com/blog/2006/07/04/boost/ Just another WordPress weblog Tue, 07 Feb 2012 07:44:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: Chris http://www.usermonkey.com/blog/2006/07/04/boost/#comment-8 Chris Tue, 04 Jul 2006 23:07:43 +0000 http://www.usermonkey.com/?p=14#comment-8 Agreed, that really burns my ass. Way-too-generally-speaking, the poor and undereducated people of this country fight so we don't have to. I say we make some PSAs that target rich, white, suburban kids. Have to find angles that would appeal to them. "Upset at how tight daddy is with your trust fun? Don't tell him your gay, join the Army." "No luck with women because you're a Docker-wearing asshat? Join the Army and chicks will beg for it." "A future of numbing day-trading got you down? Want to meet unique people from all over the world and kill them? Join the Army." Agreed, that really burns my ass. Way-too-generally-speaking, the poor and undereducated people of this country fight so we don’t have to. I say we make some PSAs that target rich, white, suburban kids. Have to find angles that would appeal to them.

“Upset at how tight daddy is with your trust fun? Don’t tell him your gay, join the Army.”

“No luck with women because you’re a Docker-wearing asshat? Join the Army and chicks will beg for it.”

“A future of numbing day-trading got you down? Want to meet unique people from all over the world and kill them? Join the Army.”

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